Hondo will get right to his point, which is precisely what he took away from wild-card weekend: one singular winning sensation courtesy of the Colts. What can one say about the loneliest number? It came on one of those weekends that was one for the books (definitely not one for the money) by the one and only Mr. Aitch. One-derful!
Ravens-Patriots: Not many can pull the hoodie over Belichick in the playoffs, but Baltimore has proven capable, going 2-1 (3-0 with the points) in New England since 2009. Hondo expects Flacco and his flocko of Ravens to keep it close again but fall short, probably because of a late pick when he tries to invade Revis Island. Patsies 27-24
BTW: Hondo easily could have soared to the two-point mark last weekend if not for Jerry Rosburg. Who's that, you ask. That's the Ravens' special teams coach, or as he is known in the team's media guide: "Special Teams Coordinator/Associate Head Coach." You'd think someone with such a lofty title could have inspired his punt team to avoid a late block that turned into a safety that prevented Mr. Aitch from cashing in on his "under" investment by a half-point.
Panthers-Seahawks: Hondo agrees with emauler Ed Buckmir, who predicts a hobbled Superman will be no match for Seattle's 12th Man. Or, for that matter, the Legion of Boom, Doom and Gloom. As a result, this one will be over quickly — Cam, bam, thank you, man. Seahawks 31-10
Cowboys-Packers: America's fortunate team has no business being in Green Bay this weekend, and it won't have America's officials, referee Pete Morelli and head linesman John Bergman, on hand to save it.
Thus, Green Bay's Tundra and Lightning Offense — Aaron Rodgers, Eddie Lacy and Jordy Nelson — will send the 'Boys home where they belong, but not by enough to beat the number. Packers 27-24
BTW: If Jerry Jones treats super fanboy Chris Christie to another all-expenses-paid playoff game Sunday, he had better pray the governor doesn't get so excited he attempts what could be a deadly Lambeau leap into the owner's arms every time the Cowboys score.
Colts-Broncos: To the tune of Peyton Manning's new Nationwide Insurance commercial, which has been airing more than "Law & Order" lately. Shoulder sore and thigh hurts, too. Wobbly passes tough to catch. Will not lose to Andrew Luck. T.Y. Hilton drops the ball. Indy has no run attack. 'Nother loss to Pats up next. Broncs'll win but not cover. Denver 38-34
In other areas of interest to HondoNation:
Anyone who read about Steve Kroft's sordid affair with lawyer Lisan Goines would have to conclude the "60 Minutes" correspondent has a nasty drinking problem, specifically with his insatiable lust for Asti Spumonte.
Kroft reportedly told his gal pal he was President Obama's "go-to" interviewer. Her response? "Duh!"
Voters who again denied Mike Piazza entrance to the Hall of Fame this week apparently remain swayed by reports he had a major outbreak of zits on his back during his playing days, an indication of possible steroid use. So, for Piazza, once again it's the acne of defeat.
Defensive coordinator Perry Fewell and cornerbacks coach Peter Giunta paid the price for the Giants' 6-10 season, marking Big Blue's third straight as playoff spectators. With an 18-man staff of scapegoats under Tom Coughlin, it will be a long time before he has to answer for any Big Blue failures.
Here's a shocker: After months of tireless probing, the Mueller investigation of and for Roger Goodell by a law firm that does work for NFL revealed nobody in the league office saw the damning video of Ray Rice knocking out his then-fiancée. Of course, if Goodell did receive vid, he probably would have done what he did to the Belicheat evidence — destroy it.
From BarkingMut of SoBe, Southern Bureau Chief of HondoNation: It's hard to determine which is the most hideous shade of orange — the enormous sweater Christie wore in Jones' suite last Sunday, or the man-tan skin color Speaker John Boehner sported this week on the House floor.
George Clooney will be given a "special tribute" at Sunday's Golden Globes. It's the inaugural "Wimp Of The Year" award for the hacked email in which he begged Sony exec Amy Pascal for "protection from all the [bad] reviews" for "Monuments Men." Congrats, George!
Mayor de Blasio reportedly won't hold "Staten Island Chuck" at this year's ground-hog-predicts-the-weather gathering at the Staten Island Zoo. In fact, after last year's deadly disaster in which the Mayor killed Chuck by dropping him, City Hall sources say he may not even show up because he's afraid the zoo's animals will turn their backs on him.
De Blasio denied Wednesday he and co-Mayor Chirlane McCray have smoked pot behind the raised fences of Gracie Mansion. The reporter clearly was engaging in guilt by association, but just because the city is going to pot doesn't mean the mayor smokes it.
Speaking of guilt by association, those trying to link Bill Clinton to the Jeffrey Epstein underage sex scandal are operating on the theory that where there's smoke there's stogies, and where there's stogies there's Bill.
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